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Joke of the Day
"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."
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"Babies make for the worst pets ever, I try to explain to all of the expectant mothers at the grocery store."
"A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO"
"It'd be cool if a firetruck was like an ice cream truck and just drove around selling fire to kids."
"What do you call a cheap vasectomy? A rip off."
"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."
"I was looking for a lighter on amazon... But they only had 112.422 matches."
"WIFE: I thought you said you were going to the gym. ME: [playing Pokemon Go] I've been to like 3 of them today. What are you talking about?"
"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism"
"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"