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Joke of the Day
"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"
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"Wonder why my son doesn't want me to walk him to the bus stop? Maybe I'd better unhook one of the straps on my overalls like the cool kids."
"My Love Life is Like my Ferrari... It's nonexistent"
"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."
"You know what is funny? Not this sub..."
"You're so ugly that when they went looking for flight MH370 black box they found your vagina"
"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."
"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"
"My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics. I drew my own conclusions."
"What does the Dodge driver say when someone knocks the door? Cummins."