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Joke of the Day
"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"
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"My dvd got a scratch... so i used sandpaper to smooth it out"
"Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler."
"Why did Snake walk into the bar? Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception."
"You know why you never see I next to Y? I don't know why."
"Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts"
"[5 year old tugs on pant leg] Daddy if time stops at the speed of light then photons aren't actually moving, so is everything we see a lie?"
"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."
"You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out."
"Can a match box no, but a tin can ;)"