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Joke of the Day

"I got a taxi home tonight.... Driver said ""that'll be 7"". I said ""could you reverse back a bit I've only got a fiver""!"

"Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win."

"It must be cold today Because I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets"

"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"

"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."

"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."

"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend... wiped his arse"

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"Boss ""Are you high?"" Me ""If I was high could I do this?"" *Inserts a USB into it's port the right way up 1st time"""

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """