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Joke of the Day

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."

"Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party? They heard he was a fungi"

"Just wrote a song about making sandwiches using tortillas. ... Well, it's more of a rap..."

"What's black and always in the back of a police car? The seat."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off."

"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"

"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"

"""Its a boy"", he shouted. ""It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again."

"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."