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Joke of the Day
"Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses. I think he's a cross dresser."
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"Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here"
"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""
"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."
"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""
"My roofing business is having a great promotion right now... If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house."
"To avoid a collision I ran into the other car."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us."
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."