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Joke of the Day
"I became a Jew today Only in it for the money."
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"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"
"Me: Shout out to all my homies! Homies: Stop shouting at us."
"put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream"
"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"
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"I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already."
"What would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive."
"I was gonna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it."