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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it."

"Mexican, Chinese, Jew & Black jokes are all the same. Once Jew heard Juan, Yu heard Jamal."

"Based on the things my kid will and won't eat, my cooking is apparently worse than a stale Fruit Loop covered in dog hair."

"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."

"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""

"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"

"I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew. Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Oggggh (Gagging noise)"

"Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !"