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Joke of the Day
"What would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive."
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"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."
"News Headline: ""Nasa finds crack in Space Shuttle"" Well its got to get pretty boring up there on those long space flights."
"I don't know how many problems I have... ...because math is one of them."
"How come when a child shouts ""This is dumb"" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?"
"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."
"Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized."
"I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."