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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."

"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."

"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."

"Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're ""expecting"""

"I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?"

"What did they call that ancient philosopher from China who quoted a lot about a woman's pussy? cuntfucius"

"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."

"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."

"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""

"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."