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Joke of the Day

"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."

"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."

"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."

"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."

"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."

"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."

"Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick"

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either."

"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."