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Joke of the Day
"I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like"
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"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"
"You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares."
"Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: ""Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."""
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."
"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"
"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"
"I bet r/clocks is blowing up right now. [x-post from Showerthoughts]"
"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."