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"What is Titus Pullo's Sandal Size? THIRTEEN!"
"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."
"I overheard some women saying that guys who drive expensive cars have small penises Me: M'am, that's very inaccurate, because I drive a very INEXPENSIVE car, and I also have a small penis."
"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"
"What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip"
"How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet."
"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""
"Im excited to have Tubman on the twenty So we can use black people as currency again"
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."