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Joke of the Day

"How would you describe the average bully? Mean."

"Why did the spy cross the border? Because he never really was on your side."

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"A black woman named Latisha has three boys all named LeSean. How does she tell them apart? Their last names!"

"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."

"What do religion and a penis have in common? Wave it in someone's face and they'll get mad!"

"I think I just caught the Zika virus... I met a Brazilian girl and she gave me a little head."

"You haven't texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok?"

"Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum, it really sucked."

"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"