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Joke of the Day
"Microwaves should have a ""Pfft"" button."
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"The GOP candidates are competing to win over Scott Walker supporters after he pulled out of the race... But all three of them remain undecided still."
"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."
"I think my husband is psychic! ""Honey, what do you think of this outfit?"" {from other room} ""You look great!"""
"An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive."
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"
"Spent $200 on a Chinese hooker and was horny again an hour later"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"
"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."
"The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer. When they asked him why he did it, he said... ... he did it for the Kix."