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Joke of the Day

"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."

"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"

"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"

"What is Hitler's favorite thing to eat? Not seafood."

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."

"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"

"My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord."

"Every TEDTalk seems like a fake laugh convention."

"Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing."

"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"