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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
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"So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: ""Well, the flag's a big plus.""^I'll^see^myself^out."
"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."
"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them."
"Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont"
"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"
"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"
"If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, ""Is this him."""
"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"