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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"

"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."

"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."

"A man tells his doctor, ""Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, ""Sorry, I don't follow you..."

"I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him"

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped"

"Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent"

"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."

"A cicada crawled up my butt while I was sleeping last night. I'm not worried though. It'll come out in 13 years."

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."