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Joke of the Day
"I live in a glass house and my back door is a jar"
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"At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses ""A focus group?"" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES"
"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine An L.L.Beaner"
"My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it."
"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."
"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"
"You're like pizza at a Chinese buffet. I ain't feeling you but I see you over there, doing you, and I respect that."
"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."
"Why is it never hot in churches? Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now...."
"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."