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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell this gay joke... ...but fuck it..."
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"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."
"My buddy's daughter just told me this joke. I am a grown woman damn it, but I cannot stop laughing. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? | | | | | An irrelephant."
"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."
"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."
"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"
"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."
"After a whole year my school Extestentialist Club declared me... ...most likely to be"
"Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a ""Which Muppet Are You?"" quiz."
"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"