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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."

"I heard a joke on Reddit the other day.. well, I guess I didn't really hear it, more like Reddit."

"Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing."

"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"

"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."

"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."

"wait did that Australian guy say ""meteorite"" or ""mate are ya alright?"" *gets hit by a meteorite* ""hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*"

"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."

"If you look at the number of mosques there are in London.... If you look at the number of mosques there are in London you can only come to one conclusion: Jesus is **** at Monopoly."