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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."

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"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."
"I met an award winning farmer yesterday He was out standing in his field."
"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."
"I think I'm getting Anal Glaucoma.... I don't see my ass going into work today"
"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives."
"2 is the only even prime number. It's kind of odd, isn't it?"
"They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid"
"A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... THERE IS NO DOG!"
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."