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Joke of the Day

"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."

"When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight."

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelve hardened criminals escaped."

"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"

"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"

"TIL I'm bad at posting at the right subreddit"

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"

"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."

"I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket"

"If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground."