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Joke of the Day

"Classic. Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands."

"Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles"

"What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back? A mummy bear"

"Yo momma so short and poor... ...that she gotta reach up to touch rock bottom."

"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."

"Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord"

"I am rubber, you are glue, that guy is ketchup, this is a terrible Halloween party."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"

"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."