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Joke of the Day

"Classic. Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands."

"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."

"It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS"

"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"

"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."

"Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die"

"A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying ""ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Oh boy am I excited, but what does ""ternative"" mean?"

"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"

"What is Jamaica's favorite male bird? The mongoose."