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Joke of the Day

"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."

"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."

"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."

"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"

"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"

"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell"

"My worst fear is seeing one of my tweets marked as ""exhibit A"""

"Religion because thinking for yourself is hard."

"Husband: ""Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"" Wife: ""Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce Shall we go out and have a cake'!"""