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Joke of the Day

"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."

"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"

"What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold? A cheeseburger can't feed your ego."

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"I got this gem from a 6-year-old ...seriously, I need to get rid of it fast, the law really frowns on stealing from children."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meow-tain."

"The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers"

"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man... so that I can get a better girlfriend."

"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"