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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Hey skeleton, what'll it be?"" The skeleton replies, ""I will have a beer...and a mop."""
"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"
"The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day. Just like your mom."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef..."
"Bruce Jenner Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?"
"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."
"2 guys walk into a bar.. The third one ducked."
"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"
"My jokes aren't bad People I tell them to are just laughtose intolerant"