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Joke of the Day
"A magician was walking down the street... ... and then he turned into a store."
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"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz: ##**They all gave it one star.**"
"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"I asked a pharmacist ""do you stock multicoloured tampons?"" ""Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."""
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"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"
"A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."
"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""
"My British girlfriend was complaining about her period again I told her to stop being such a bloody cunt."