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Joke of the Day

"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."

"Shakespeare was gay... How else was he so good with his tongue?"

"I thought /r/TwoXChromosomes was a mental retardation subreddit. The posts didn't convince me otherwise"

"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"

"How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart."

"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"

"[showing my family to coworker] This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack. ""You named your daughter Jack?"" Nope, mittens"

"Everytime I listen 'freudien slip' I always think in my ... ... psychology classes. And you ?"