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Joke of the Day
"I'm concentrating so hard on trying not to eat a third cupcake that I literally can't do my job"
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"A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal"
"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"
"I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime ""Aladdin"". The concept is a little wishy-washy."
"Ive never been good with punctuation but I like Dicks Sporting Goods Store"
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
"There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names and numbers."
"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"
"Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum."
"How can a vegetarian satisfy himself in a non vegetarian Indian restaurant? Naan"