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Joke of the Day

"That's a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them..."

"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."

"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"

"Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird."

"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"

"*Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack."

"Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? That is something i never herbivore!"

"P is for psychic.... Pumpkin squash!!"

"I would make a joke about boiling water But it would be too steamy for reddit."

"How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !"