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Joke of the Day

"Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird."

"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."

"A criminal tried to escape federal jurisdiction by running across the southern border, but then he had a sudden realization.. He was in Tasmania"

"""If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*"

"Have you ever played AD Soraka? It's bananas!"

"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""

"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"

"Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head."

"Some people are here for laughs. Some for therapy. Some for sex. Me? I'm here to learn the difference between your and you're."

"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"