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Joke of the Day

"So a magician turns into a parking lot"

"Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development. Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?"

"How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings."

"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !"

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool."

"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"

"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."

"So Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after yelling at his kids on a flight. Better send my mum to the electric chair then."