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Joke of the Day

"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a fish a man and he'll be like WTF is this I ordered worms I can't eat this"

"ME: Have you seen my denim jacket? GF: No, but it's okay. Just checked the weather & it's not going to be the 1980s today..."

"Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper? Sith happens."

"Searching for porn gifs... Results be like, ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."""

"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"

"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"

"Hey Terminator, who are you dressing up as for the musical fancy dress? I'll be Bach"

"Ever heard of a game called Polish Roulette? It's like Russian Roulette except all the chambers are loaded. edit: ""chambers,"" not ""barrels"""

"What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor? An elevator has a GF"