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Joke of the Day
"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."
Next Joke
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."
"TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family"
"What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."
"You are right, 27 is ""just a number"" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind."
"CAUGHT ON TAPE: Lint"
"Superman Joke Your clear history button has saved more lives than Superman"
"My wife doesn't have a Honey-Do list. She has a Cantaloupe list, which has all the girls I'm not allowed to run away with"
"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"