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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk."
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"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""
"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"
"chuck norris went on a hike up mount st helens on may 18 1980. then he had to take a dump..."
"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."
"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."
"Wishing for bad shit to happen to people you hate is so wrong. You gotta be way more proactive than that."
"Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly"
"Why is a bear brown? Because he crawls in his hole during winter."
"[weather guy on TV] ""Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"""