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Joke of the Day
"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"
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"What were Marco Rubio's first words? ""Hello, World!"""
"[OC] What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day."
"I saw this incredible color in a dream, But it was just a pigment of my imagination."
"What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home? ""Where on Earth have you been??!!"" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!"
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines..."
"Where I am from, if I was ""16 And Pregnant"" I'd get an ass beating not a TV show."
"I hate ingrown hairs... They really get under my skin"
"Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog."
"Mammals for $500 Alex ""Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating"" What are sloths? ""Wrong, What are coworkers"""