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Joke of the Day

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."

"My mom keeps asking me who made a mess at the dinner table I spilled the beans"

"Say ""beer can"" out loud in a British accent. It sounds like you're saying ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent!"

"A Muslim walks into the U.S Just kidding"

"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof Would you help your Uncle Jack off?"

"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"

"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."