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Joke of the Day

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"WHITE BITCHES: stop flipping your hair into people. Be aware of yourself in space."

"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."

"This skinny girl just told me she ""forgets"" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it's contagious."

"Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats? Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!"

"I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight."

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."

"Whats a caged animal's favorite food? Zoocchini"

"How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)."

"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."