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Joke of the Day

"My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's. Well, look who's laughing now. The guy's ordering chicken off me in KFC."

"What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong."

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."

"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."

"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."

"I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl."

"Nobody has 3 cats. You either have 1 or 2, but from there you leap directly to 17."

"I like my women like I like my tea Red Bush."

"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"