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Joke of the Day

"I phoned in sick today ""Exactly how sick are you?"" ""Well, I'm in bed with my 12 year old niece."""

"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"

"I'm getting the band back together.... We're called New Direction."

"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"

"Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth..."

"Guess what my lonesome self and my right hand did for Valentines day. Sign Valentines cards for my relatives."

"Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn."

"I hope the last season of ""Lost"" will finally reveal if Jar Jar Binks wears boxers or briefs."