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Joke of the Day
"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."
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"I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have."
"Are you a guitar? Because I want to wrap my hands around your neck."
"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."
"I don't want to hear about any moonlit romantic walks on the beach...unless there's a clown with a wooden club chasing you."
"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"
"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."
"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"