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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"
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"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"
"I never shower. No hobo."
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."
"According to the ""you snooze you lose"" principle insomnia makes us winners."
"DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days"
"""I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."" ""Um, population control?"" ""Kill all the storks. BOOM!"""
"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."
"During the security announcement on the plane, they asked us to ""place all loose objects in the overhead compartment"" So I picked up my friend and put her in the overhead compartment."
"Shake what your momma gave you. *shakes unemployed brother*"