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Joke of the Day

"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."

"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"

"One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2."

"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."

"A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out ""What do you think you're doing?"" ""Just heating up dinner"" she replies."

"I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward"

"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"

"What do cannonballs do when they fall in love? They make bbs"

"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."