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Joke of the Day

"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."

"So I was trying to grab a grape with my fork... But it slipped. It seems as though my efforts were... Fruitless."

"Why was the man with no arms or legs the BEST party host? Because no matter what, when you get to the front door you will always see a welcome Matt."

"Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad."

"What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."

"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There...their...they're.."

"Movember I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November."

"What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? ""You're going to have to be a little patient"""

"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."

"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."