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Joke of the Day

"[last supper] Judas: Here, I brought this Jesus: A bottle of wine? Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand Judas: *winks at camera*"

"Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you"

"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."

"There's a sign at the airport in Pristina Welcome to Kosovo Your car is already here"

"What do you call a belt made of paper? A waist of paper. *knee slap*"

"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"

"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"

"It started with a star and ended with a restraining order."

"Clickbaits seem so obvious... Just like this one."

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other.... ""You know how to drive this thing?"""