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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."
Next Joke
"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."
"Behavioral studies show that those who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest. That's what I've been trying to fcuking tell you!"
"I'm typically attracted to guys who look like I'll need therapy after dating them."
"Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans."
"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"My friend has a real bad drug habit Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last night.............he is clean now."
"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."
"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."
"OMG you got a new boyfriend? congratulations, who is it this week?"