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Joke of the Day

"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."

"The EU have finally come up with a new currency It's Greece proof."

"[NSFW] The worst part about kissing my wife after a blowjob... Is wondering if she can taste the other guy's dick."

"This national park is nice but the cell service sucks. I can only enjoy natural beauty if I can tweet ironically about it."

"Did you hear about the gay guy who got in a car accident? Some dick rear-ended him."

"My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars. Now she'll have to talk to me."

"Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on ""too many kids"" & ""making it look accidental."" Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day."

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."

"Community college"