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Joke of the Day
"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"
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"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"
"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."
"What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common? They pay their debts on time."
"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."
"what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? They have to smell it, but they can't taste it."
"What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you? A Gophuckyourself."
"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."
"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."