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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator!"
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"What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!!"
"Don't give the homeless money. They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard."
"A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise.."
"How did Popeye keep his tool clean? NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl"
"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."
"How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold? One U.S. Liter"
"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."
"What's grey and comes in pints? An Elephant."