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Joke of the Day

"How did Popeye keep his tool clean? NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl"

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"

"TIFU by posting a joke online... You had already reddit."

"I found out that for months my kid has been throwing his poop at beehives. I sat him down and said, ""Son, it's time we talked about the turds and the bees."""

"Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding? There's one less drunk."

"Did you see the awful story about a triple amputee dog the other day? Poor pup. They said he was on his last leg."

"Why type of nut do Wallflowers like? Walnuts"

"Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one."

"Guys I have to work a total of like 18 hours today. Someone hold me. Under water."

"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."