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Joke of the Day
"Don't give the homeless money. They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard."
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"How many dragon ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 6 episodes."
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."
"Apparently they don't use the term ""stealth handjob"" in the UK They call it a ""blanket wanket""."
"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
"(calling) 'Hey Boss, what's the difference between work and your daughter?' 'I'm not coming into work today'"
"What is the frequency of a broken tailbone? My butt Hz."
"Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?"
"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."